Nov 27, 2009
SWAT - Room Clearing Tactics
Posted by Benjamin Lee at Nov 27, 2009 14:15 Tags: milsim 0 commentsSee how SWAT team clears room. Teamwork and trust that your members for your life are essential for own safety. See how they cover certain angles and their levels of trusts that other members will cover theirs.
Navy SEAL Tactics - Retreating
Posted by Benjamin Lee at 14:10 Tags: milsim 0 commentsSee how the Navy SEAL retreat from a position.
Nov 24, 2009
Burger House Boys - Love Story
Posted by Benjamin Lee at Nov 24, 2009 00:56 Tags: funny, mtv 0 commentsAmazing Octopus Camouflage
Posted by Benjamin Lee at 00:35 Tags: amazing animals 0 comments
Enjoy this video where you can see how octopus is the master of disguise. See how the octopus disappear right in front of your eyes.
Kuttappan is an Indian
Posted by Benjamin Lee at 00:05 Tags: jokes 0 commentsKuttappan is an Indian.
Kuttappan was bragging to his Boss one day, "You know..... I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone important, and I'm sure I will know them."
Tired of his boasting, his Boss called his bluff, "OK, Kuttappan, how about Tom Cruise?" Kuttappan replies "Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it."
So Kuttappan and his Boss fly out to Hollywood and knock, on Tom Cruise's door and sure enough, Tom Cruise shouts," Hey Kutz!! Great to see you! You and your friend must come in and join me for lunch!"
They have a blast of a time. Katie Holmes even personally packs 2 sets of Masala Dosas, which is of course specially made by their South Indian chef. They bid each other farewell.
Although impressed, Kuttappan's Boss is still skeptical. After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Kuttappan that he thinks Kuttappan's knowing Cruise was just lucky. Kuttappan says "No, no, you go ahead and just name anyone else." "President Bush!" his Boss quickly retorts. Kuttappan says "Yes, OK, but I am telling you I don't like him very much, he is very cunning, anyway let's fly out to Washington."
And off they go. At the White House, Bush spots Kuttappan on the tour and motions him and his Boss over, saying, "Kuttans! What a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting. The CIA just informed me Osama is heading for the Pakistan Border, Hey Kuttans, are you still on speaking terms with Osama, maybe you could confirm the information for me? Oh never mind! You and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee first and catch up."
Well, the Boss is much shaken by now, but still not totally convinced. After they leave the White House grounds, he expresses his doubts to Kuttappan who again implores him to name anyone else. "The Pope!" his Boss replies.
"Sure! This I like, I've been meaning to see him, he is not keeping too well y'know" says Kuttappan. "And I have a lot of friends in Vatican; it's like my second home! And me and the Pope go back a long way, surely this will be a good trip"
So off they fly to Rome. Kuttappan and his Boss are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Kuttappan says, "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards, so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope." The Boss shakes his head unbelievably and says "Yeah right!!"
Still so, Kuttappan disappears into the crowd, headed towards the Vatican. Sure enough, half an hour later Kuttappan emerges with the Pope on the balcony, waves to the crowds with the Pope and takes leave. But by the time Kuttappan returns, he finds that his Boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics.
Walking his way to his Boss' side, Kuttappan asks him, "What happened?" His Boss looks up and says, "I was doing fine until you and the Pope came out on the balcony and the man next to me said, "Who's that on the balcony with Kuttappan?
Kuttappan was bragging to his Boss one day, "You know..... I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone important, and I'm sure I will know them."
Tired of his boasting, his Boss called his bluff, "OK, Kuttappan, how about Tom Cruise?" Kuttappan replies "Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it."
So Kuttappan and his Boss fly out to Hollywood and knock, on Tom Cruise's door and sure enough, Tom Cruise shouts," Hey Kutz!! Great to see you! You and your friend must come in and join me for lunch!"
They have a blast of a time. Katie Holmes even personally packs 2 sets of Masala Dosas, which is of course specially made by their South Indian chef. They bid each other farewell.
Although impressed, Kuttappan's Boss is still skeptical. After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Kuttappan that he thinks Kuttappan's knowing Cruise was just lucky. Kuttappan says "No, no, you go ahead and just name anyone else." "President Bush!" his Boss quickly retorts. Kuttappan says "Yes, OK, but I am telling you I don't like him very much, he is very cunning, anyway let's fly out to Washington."
And off they go. At the White House, Bush spots Kuttappan on the tour and motions him and his Boss over, saying, "Kuttans! What a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting. The CIA just informed me Osama is heading for the Pakistan Border, Hey Kuttans, are you still on speaking terms with Osama, maybe you could confirm the information for me? Oh never mind! You and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee first and catch up."
Well, the Boss is much shaken by now, but still not totally convinced. After they leave the White House grounds, he expresses his doubts to Kuttappan who again implores him to name anyone else. "The Pope!" his Boss replies.
"Sure! This I like, I've been meaning to see him, he is not keeping too well y'know" says Kuttappan. "And I have a lot of friends in Vatican; it's like my second home! And me and the Pope go back a long way, surely this will be a good trip"
So off they fly to Rome. Kuttappan and his Boss are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Kuttappan says, "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards, so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope." The Boss shakes his head unbelievably and says "Yeah right!!"
Still so, Kuttappan disappears into the crowd, headed towards the Vatican. Sure enough, half an hour later Kuttappan emerges with the Pope on the balcony, waves to the crowds with the Pope and takes leave. But by the time Kuttappan returns, he finds that his Boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics.
Walking his way to his Boss' side, Kuttappan asks him, "What happened?" His Boss looks up and says, "I was doing fine until you and the Pope came out on the balcony and the man next to me said, "Who's that on the balcony with Kuttappan?
Nov 20, 2009
Fiery Ben's Blog - The Beginning of BENLEE
Posted by Benjamin Lee at Nov 20, 2009 15:03 Tags: benlee, blogging
Hi Guys,
I am officially launching my own blog this time. What I meant was that previously I was blogging about some professional topics but never ever my own personal thoughts or ideas. This time, I will blog about almost anything, virtually anything. Things that I will blog about would be my thoughts, feelings, ideas, tips & tricks, concept, philosophies, jokes, passions and so on....
Oh... I forgot about the intro. Hi, I am Benjamin Lee. You may just call me Ben. I was born in Melaka and at present working in Melaka too.
You may ask, why fiery ben? Fiery because I believe my life is full of passions. Yes... I am a passionate person. If I believe in something....trust me, there will be no room for doubt to set in. That's me.
I am in software development field if you are asking me about my professional career. I got fascinated with computers even when I am young. I remembered my first encounter with computers was those days in my Standard 6. Apple is the popular choice back then and my first game is Karateka. Then I got hooked up with Taipan. When I was in Form 3, I built the Taipan game together with another friend of mine. His name is Jerry Chan. Since then, I am a good programmer. I learned Assembly Language during my Form 4. Kind of too old compared to other talented kids in the block. Nevertheless it was never too late for anything. It is not how you begin that is important but how you end it.
Oh ya... I am a thinking person. I think a lot. Can you imagine that? I am thinking while in the toilet, eating and sometimes even during sleeping. You may call me thinking machine. Haha.
Catch up with you later. Go...Ben...Go.
Cheers,
Benjamin Lee aka benlee
I am officially launching my own blog this time. What I meant was that previously I was blogging about some professional topics but never ever my own personal thoughts or ideas. This time, I will blog about almost anything, virtually anything. Things that I will blog about would be my thoughts, feelings, ideas, tips & tricks, concept, philosophies, jokes, passions and so on....
Oh... I forgot about the intro. Hi, I am Benjamin Lee. You may just call me Ben. I was born in Melaka and at present working in Melaka too.
You may ask, why fiery ben? Fiery because I believe my life is full of passions. Yes... I am a passionate person. If I believe in something....trust me, there will be no room for doubt to set in. That's me.
I am in software development field if you are asking me about my professional career. I got fascinated with computers even when I am young. I remembered my first encounter with computers was those days in my Standard 6. Apple is the popular choice back then and my first game is Karateka. Then I got hooked up with Taipan. When I was in Form 3, I built the Taipan game together with another friend of mine. His name is Jerry Chan. Since then, I am a good programmer. I learned Assembly Language during my Form 4. Kind of too old compared to other talented kids in the block. Nevertheless it was never too late for anything. It is not how you begin that is important but how you end it.
Oh ya... I am a thinking person. I think a lot. Can you imagine that? I am thinking while in the toilet, eating and sometimes even during sleeping. You may call me thinking machine. Haha.
Catch up with you later. Go...Ben...Go.
Cheers,
Benjamin Lee aka benlee
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